And you know what the best part is? Polyphony can’t patch these out in an update.

In my shitty little eastern city they enacted advanced technology to avoid all of this. Bridges and tunnels.

I’m assuming that a tech YouTuber would have backups of all his old videos, so you’ll probably be able to view them again eventually even if YouTube can’t undo the damage.

we don’t cover the news

Kudos to that cop who followed procedure and basically busted his boss. I’m sure he’ll get skewered by other, shittier cops for it.

Finally, I can live out my dream of going across the country and microwaving fish at random places.

Am I the only one who clicked on this assuming it had to be Pete Davidson?

“So you got a train named after you..... Well That Don’t Impress Me Much....”

This is why people will die on my doorstep before I let them in.

Sorry, not sorry. I’m not getting killed by some demon/ghost/hag.

Amiri’s zoomies are probably out of this world.

This thing is fuckin hideous... I want 12 of them

But the V10 is actually fast.

Please don’t contaminate Bob’s with this nonsense.

I love my fed-ex guy cause he’s a drug dealer and he doesn’t even know it...and he’s always on time.  - Mitch Hedberg

I may be an old man, (in fact I’m fairly sure I am) but do the kids these days still play the Five Knights with the Frankie? 

What’s life without a challenge in everything you do?

Again with this First Amendment shit. Yes, you have freedom of speech but not freedom from consequences of that speech.

Or, he’s actually passionate about using his highly visible platform to try to make a statement about issues that are important.