It would be even better if it made you play it yourself.

22 year-old female driver on her way to school loses Focus.

Something something thin blue line something keeping us safe

Best job interview ever.

Jennifer Garner failed to incorporate duck fat into her cinnamon toast recipe, so there’s that...

LOL - They know what they have! No low ballers!

You know, you are undoubtedly allowed to kill someone when you have a reasonable fear that you are in imminent danger of severe harm or death from that person. I would think anything that purports to be a “justice” system would take seriously the possibility that a child who had just repeatedly been sexually assaulted…

That seems a little shady.

The title may be clear but does that gap look sketchy to anyone else?
That’s not just a shadow, right?

Yeah, as much as this sounds great, I’m not letting a company put wear and tear on my stuff just so they can save a bunch of money and only give me a measly pittance. Pass.

A regularly driven exotic is the most reliable exotic.

Leftover oatmeal?! 

...and your wallet in El Segundo?

A 14 year old can give birth to her rapist’s baby, but she can’t check out the Diary of Anne Frank at her school library because that's inappropriate content.

Everything about this is deeply stupid, but I really just wanted to chime in to say that TIL that Pacsun is still around. A quick look at the site shows that they rebranded since I did my back-to-school shopping there in the mid to late 90s, but I legitimately thought they were like KB Toys and just disappeared.

wait’ll these fish discover LED light bars

Thought of this....

Between 4:59 and 7:46 p.m. on July 29, the tank operator overrode the waste treatment alarms 460 times, or about once every 20 seconds, according to the notice. Another “high level” alarm was recorded at 11 p.m

You had me at “unhinged boat captain (Woody Harrelson)”.

Pfft - put it on BaT and he’ll get $15m for it.