I know they’ve come a long way in terms of capability, but mobile components are for more expensive than their desktop equivalents, and these things draw so much power that you’re only ever playing them plugged in at a desk anyway, not to mention nobody is actually using those trackpads for gaming, so you’re using a…

And her range is as small as his hands?

Yes, but not having to get in a car to go to the gym (or go outside at all, if it’s walking distance) is really, really nice. Stats seem to point to in-home exercisers having lower adherence rates, but for me I’m much more likely to do my workout if I don’t have to go anywhere.

Yes, but not having to get in a car to go to the gym (or go outside at all, if it’s walking distance) is really,…

All exercise equipment costs less than a gym membership over time. But with lots of 24/7 gyms being $10 a month with access to a LOT more than a set of dumbbells . . . is it really worth it for most people if they are cost conscious? Enough people to keep bowflex in business it seems.

All exercise equipment costs less than a gym membership over time. But with lots of 24/7 gyms being $10 a month with…

And you would have gone to jail for a nice long stint, been fired from your job, and ostracized from the community since presumably you’re just some dumbass basement warrior instead of an NFL prospect.

Well, yes. All of which was mandated by the court. He really had no choice but to complete those things.

See! I was right (see above) ! You aren’t able to get laid. Your cock is cold!

It’s obvious that someone can’t get laid.

Will you take me for cruise in your muscle car?

I won’t disagree with your second paragraph. I think it would’ve been a good mention in some way, but based on the outrage I’m reading tonight, I’m not sure it would’ve mattered. That would’ve simply been spun into “Brent Musberger gives disingenuous statement about domestic violence!” headline. So it kind of just…

Who fucking cares that the young man in the video breaking a woman’s face is “doing fine” (whatever Brent meant by it)?

Don’t try and apply levelheadedness here on the (former) gawker sites. They won’t stand for it! It’s pitchforks and fire only. No indiscretion ever goes unpunished by all these upstanding commenters.

I didn’t expect much, TBH. But what really bothered me was that he predominantly showed empathy towards Mixon, as if he were the victim, and hoped that he would use his second chance to succeed in the NFL.

He expects us to walk on eggshells constantly and jump down everyone’s throats for the slightest indiscretions.

Exactly, any time I hear a coach talk about a “second chance” my instant reaction is: “obviously not a second-stringer”

How do we know how many women you’ve beaten senseless? How many “2nd chances” have you been given?

Let’s hope Mixon isn’t mixed up with those Black Lives Matter nogoodniks, or Musberger will have to eat some serious crow!

The “ya’ know, Jess...” might as well have been, “bail me out here, young fella. These men under 50 and women are really something, huh?”

I’m confused as to why you made up a quote when you didn’t need to... so here it is in full for you:

It’d be great if a hacker could get into the video system at the SuperDome and everyone Mixon touched the ball, the video of his punch would come up.