True. Barcelona has declined to the point where they are only 15 points ahead of RM in La Liga. Why, Barcelona has almost lost a league match this year! Truly the mighty have fallen.

Ballon d’Or is awarded in December. Like, 7.5 months from now, after the World Cup and the start of the 2018-19 season.

Nearly everything in this world is fucking shit, but one of the few things that gives me hope on a daily basis is that we live in a world where A-Rod has entered an astounding and much-loved second career in his post-playing life and Jeets is flailing and insulting Bryant fucking Gumbel on national TV.

She was talking about how unfair it was to criticize her son for precipitating the deaths of a good million human beings.

Nah. Fuck her.

It’s sad that she died and there will be lots of glowing articles about her in the coming days.

Still won the primary and made it to the finals.

Here’s the scene with Ganim’s editor.

America was never as good as you previously thought it was, and it’s not as bad as you currently think it is.

McGregor got KO’d by a guy with no power who threw something like 12 total punches in the first two rounds. He showed that he was so little of a threat that one of the most defensive boxers of all time actually opened up and started attacking. Mayweather might as well have given him a noogie for how seriously he took…

This is satire, right?

You mean like this one

Cabin in the woods actually had a point though. It was a critique of horror films and the way audiences treat on screen violence as mere entertainment. The use of horror tropes was to cement the connection between the controllers and the film industry, not to get the audience to say “Hey, I ‘member”.

Why do white people want to say that word so bad? I’m black, and when I hear my friends from other cultures refer to each other as [insert racial slur of choice here] I have never thought to myself, “Oh, well they said it so I guess I’ll just go around saying it now then”.

I’ll take “That is a purposefully dishonest title that mischaracterized what happened” over “fake news,” which has lost all meaning at this point.

Oh man, you’re about to hear from a bunch of people who totally have black friends.

It sucks when teams with asshole fans have such likable players. Really puts you in a tough spot.

The oil patterns in professional tournaments are exponentially harder than what a person would find at their neighborhood alley for leagues. The general line of thinking is to take a local league bowler’s avg and then subtract 40 pins per game and you would get an approximate pro equivalent (i.e. 220 avg. league…