I’ll put a hanger on a fuckin’ stove
And let that shit sit there for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Who the fuck are these dumbasses that even consider the thought of returning the money!? Goddamn your life must’ve been nothing but glitter and gold.

wifey

thank-you

I’m 24 and didn’t watch The Hills when it originally aired, but since I was working a 3rd Shift job last year I’d get home in the morning during MTV’s marathons of it. Great entertainment when you’re hammered at 8:00am.

Oh I agree, and that’s why although I was obviously sympathetic towards her loss, I just didn’t see it having any merit. This goes for Katie as well, if you don’t trust your fiancée to go to Vegas and behave, he probably shouldn’t be your fiancée. Plain and Simple.

About two years ago I stumbled into one of Bravo’s all day marathons, saw the evil that was Stassi, and I’ve been hooked ever since. It’s the best Quasi Scripted Reality Show since The Hills.

Tom1 is a piece of shit, but when Ariana FINALLY gets around to saying why she really doesn’t want him to go it comes off as reaching. Especially when Peter (the only respectable man on the show) initially brought the trip up and her immediate reaction was essentially “wahhhh boys want to hang with one another”. I’m…

gigi’s “walk” is a sight to behold...

I’m tired of this generalization. There is most certainly a significant amount of men out there who are sexist and therefore hate the idea of a women president, or women in charge of anything for that matter. But I find it completely reasonable as a pretty liberal 24 yo black male to not like Clinton’s poll calculated…

My Grandma passed away last year and her texts were similar to this format, only the subject material was always about the weather or Sunday dinner.

I think I’ve finally reached the point where I understand Cher’s tweets. It took me awhile to get used to the structure and how she translates her thoughts, but it’s nice. Every tweet is like a text from Grandma.

no

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEEEEEE

STAAAAAHHHHPP

white people

I know that face all too well... That’s a kid who has come face to face with one of the worst aspects of humanity and realizes how helpless he is to do anything about it.

when did they play this?

My freshman year of college, I invited a girl over to watch Forrest Gump. She was a Foreigner and had never seen it.

They hardly ever ask men, but Cam Newton would routinely get criticized for this in his first two years in the NFL.