Congrats. You are now my favorite commenter on Deadspin.

Love the guy getting smacked by the Volvo. That was hilarious.

“Bringing in Demarcus is the one step too far in hubris.”

I like how Durant, every off season, reveals himself to be a distinctly unlikable person.

I mean, it’s possible. But even if the Cavs think that, why the hell would you sign him to that extension in July? Shouldn’t you at least wait a few weeks into the season to confirm that he can be a leader, and then extend him?

So, in other words, the reports that his ex-teammates were relieved to see him gone are all doubtful? Not 1 report for 1 team; all the teams that he has played for. All these reports are suspect, and despite everyone constantly hearing that his teammates (from all of his teams) don’t like him, you’re here to say that…

You’ve got to hand it to the vandals, they’ve got integrity.

Fuck Carmelo Anthony.

“A) That Oscar win was bullshit and his movie was weak.”

Kobe’s awesome. Hope he wins another couple of Oscars. 

This.

An angle that isn’t getting enough attention - DeRozan would have felt relief that the Bogeyman (i.e. LeBron) was finally out of the East and couldn’t torture them in the playoffs.

I think part of his point might have been in relation to The Process idea. Tank for several years, get high quality players in the draft and build into a good team, then use your new-found status to lure other stars.

who clearly will give up on a team on a whim, and already signaled a desire to play for LA

No, that’s what doctors and second opinions and leaving San Antonio to get treatment somewhere else is for; and that’s what he did.

The point wasn’t that he didn’t know what was happening, but that he didn’t like what was happening.

This trade has DeMarred Masai Ujiri’s reputation.

As others have said, there must surely be clauses in the contracts that penalise players for doing that.

“And I eat it all on an actual table, instead of balancing my plates on the dog’s back.”

But why isn’t the rescuer being attacked by the news outlets like Musk?