For most people it’s a good car: not too big or small, extremely reliable whether it’s mistreated or well cared for, good on gas, and not too bad looking.

Safety. Doors like this must have explosive hinges in case of a rollover.

Had a chance to go to their brewery last fall when a certain football team got deflated by the Chiefs defense. In the tasting room before the free tour (with free beer), a woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender “How is it going?” The bartender’s reply “I work in a brewery. My life is awesome.”

That…

I'm guessing his opinion is racially motivated... just a guess though.

Jeter.

Probably where only black people commit crimes

You work for TNT? Please listen carefully.

“You can make out words” — this is high praise for my videos.

I only hit one median!

HEY EVERYONE, cultural critique from a guy whose handle is an Anchorman reference.

1-800-XFINITY

1983—The Chiefs pick Todd Blackledge...JIM KELLY AND DAN MARINO WERE STILL ON THE BOARD. I realize Blackledge had a great season at Penn St. Marino was seen as a wild card, but hindsight is 20/20. My chiefs passed up on two future HOF’s. My misery will never end

Literally anyone else - Browns fan

In communist russia the pole positions you

Any salesman worth his salt knows that the VR6 has any amount of valves the customer wants it to have. Rookie mistake.

What these rankings don’t tell you is that Lions fans only use the words “send,” “water,” “food,” “police,” and “help.”

I believe his question was “What big, heavy car totally surprised you behind the wheel?”

Why did Plymouth put all the effort in to design this modern hot rod, but give it a lame V6 and an even lamer 4-speed (!) automatic?

Holy run on sentence, batman!