Have you seen her ass?

Fiero is always the answer.

Wow it's like Harris has ESP N stuff

I am sorry that we (Royals fans) do not know how to act, but we (Royals fans ) never expected, hoped, dared dream that our (Royals fans') team would ever (ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever) be in this position (a World Series appearance). Would you (dear asshole question asker) know what to do if you (dear…

One broken bone (4th metacarpal on my left hand) and about 50 stitches over the years. Relatively minor all things considered.

I've got one that I haven't revealed just yet. It's taking shape in the Cave and I'm psyched to show it. But it'll be a little while... (sorry for the tease)

Answers to the most common questions: It's from the future. The hybrid tech is amazing. It handles better than any car I've ever driven. It's faster than a Carrera GT with a turbo. It feels faster than a Veyron. It's just as user friendly as the updated 12C. Full electric mode is great for fuel economy and we got…

2004 Honda s2000

I may be a voice in the wilderness, but FUCK that Tipster and especially FUCK the NCAA. Again, could just be me thinking that.

Oh, one more thing. The best journalism school is the University of Missouri. Same state as the best team in baseball.

photo caption: many, many others taking benefit from Todd Gurley's likeness.

I think this is the first time that Top Gear has really been in danger. Sure the Iraq episode had some dangerous elements, but they were in a military protected area and were not "Priority" targets to the enemy. Even the US road trip with the rednecks was a bit scary, but no real imminent threat minus some angry…

"Cain was able..."

It's time to commission the official Jalopnik Kickstarter page.

Ah, the latest Bentwagen. Quite nice!