As a resident of Kansas City, (who loathes everything St. Louis) it brings me great pleasure knowing that the rest of the country also despises Red Penis. Those penis'.

Turns out, I'm hyped for whatever it is they're selling...

I would argue that at least two of the players you're concerned about, are in fact, past the primes of their career. Without a doubt, at least one them. I wouldn't call missing 25+ games in a season, in order to be able to play in the postseason, at anyone's prime.

Well done....well done.

I just do not (and probably will never) understand this guy...

She looks thrilled....