Knowing America, we’ll constantly round up to nickle and dime people.

I guess football really is a game of Peko meters.

Yeah, it’s the lawyer who’s the money-hungry scumbag in this scenario. Not the companies who wrote a bullshit loophole in the gambling laws and shoehorned that loophole as a rider into a homeland security bill that nobody wanted to vote against, and then exploited that loophole for millions of millions of dollars.

You might need some introspection if the cause that gets you angry is daily fantasy sites getting sued for being corrupt.

Jesus....how bad of a coach was Mark Jackson

Not a day goes by that I forget the Eagles are coached by someone who could legally be referred to as Charlie Kelly.

I’ll never forget what my grandfather once told me: “Never trust a man named Chip. Or the Jews.”

Watergate

I respect Bourdain’s insulting ability.

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

The origin powers for villains can be so silly sometimes. She got electrocuted so now she can shoot electricity and turn into electricity and back to human form with clothes on at will? Okay, sure.

There isn’t in the canon.

Just change Europe to USA and Muslims to Irish and you could easily imagine this comment is from 1840.

I can honestly say, if my mom had felt the need to abort me, I would understand and be OK with it. I know anti-choice activists like to snakily ask that “Well what if your mom had an abortion?” and my thought it, if she’d needed to, and did, fine, because I love her and would have wanted her to do what was best for…

Anti-abortion is anti-women, and yes you can be an anti-woman woman.

That’s about the size of it. Abortions won’t stop just because clinics close. They will just become incredibly unsafe, and women will die or be maimed as they attempt to terminate these unwanted pregnancies. The well-to-do will always be able to get their D&Cs, but the poor and desperate are the ones who will suffer.

Now that the Cowboys have all their weapons back on the field, there might finally be some room to sit down on Greg Hardy’s futon.

“Look, making them illegal doesn’t mean people who want them won’t just get them illegally.” -guns or abortions?

This really goes to show that you’re either pro-choice, or you’re pro-illegal/unsafe abortion. I read that somewhere (possibly from another Jezebel commenter) and it has stuck with me ever since.

Imagine if Texas treated abortions the same as firearms.