He's mastered the art of being a dickhead, but he's still so damn likable

The amazing thing is that Goodell makes 44 million to shield the nfl owners from scrutiny, his only actual job, and he does it fucking TERRIBLY!

McNair is absolutely a first class asshole. Guy is one of the biggest political donors amongst NFL owners. And it all goes to government-drowning, tax-hating, right-wingers. Wouldn't be a problem save for the fact that he is all too happy to take hundreds of millions in public money to pay for his stadium. Fuck that…

Roger Goodell, the senator's son, has never held a job outside of the NFL. Is it any wonder he has zero sense of perspective and carries with him a huge amount of arrogance and douchebaggery?

This is a Darko day indeed.

"We don't believe him, he changes many things around here beside his draft board."

We feel the same way after any of your appearances, Berman

I see these things in dentist's offices all the time.

Goodell: Well, see, what you have to understand is that Marshawn grabbing his junk during the game doesn't make the NFL or its owners any money, whereas selling pictures of him doing so does. So, what I'm saying is, I'm a shameless whore.

Someone definitely needs to explain this. I mean, who buys an NFC Championship photo collage?

It takes a very brave politician to come right out and say "I'm not FOR discrimination".

Not like all those other politicians and their tired "Dude, I fucking love discrimination! I discriminate always because it's the funnest!" interview responses. No, this guy is different. He has the temerity to say he's not FOR…

Also known as "Republicans."

So he tests positive for something that is LEGAL for anyone over the age of 21 in this country and he gets a 1 year suspension? Josh, go play in Canada and catch 40 TDs a year for the rest of your career and drink all the Molsons you want.

This is officially more ridiculous than any scandal involving balls and puns.

Rather than get upset over this douchebag's comments that make zero sense, instead I invite you all to laugh at this picture that makes zero sense.

It's worse than that. It's "everyone can make it in this country is they are well connected enough to get a good job."

Smart gets you nothing when public education is being dismantled and there are no more entry-level jobs, just unpaid or low-paid internships that are handed out according to whose parents donated to…

It's more than that. They then erode worker's rights while at the same time creating larger and larger loopholes for big business all about ensuring that jobs with good security and good benefits will disappear by about this time next year.

No no no. The mistresses get abortions.

Further confirmation that the rhetoric behind the idea that "everyone can make it in this country if they are willing to work" is not correct. What people mean when they say that is "everyone can make it in this country if they are smart enough to get a good job."

Well, if you're gonna keep getting your staff members pregnant, it would be rude not to pay for their maternity leave.