How are you supposed to be ready to possibly swing at a pitch if you don't have adequate time to scratch your balls?

But you're taking away the HUMAN ELEMENT of fans falling asleep in the stands.

It is if you sell millions of them.

What are you talking about? It's pretty obvious that Shabazz and Barnes did what they did on purpose. If that shit happened by accident, they'd look pretty stupid, don't ya think?

It boggles my mind that there is no mention of any benefit to the players in this article.

No team outside the top 8 has EVER had any case they were the best team in the country. Zero times. Ever. This year No. 9 was Ole Miss and that 3-loss can of mediocrity got utterly bitch slapped in their bowl. TCU and Baylor had cases this year heading into Bowl season, and you could argue TCU right now should be…

Fucking Whitlock. Is he serious with this shit:

He is one. His writing is just the hipster form of hot takes.

I couldn't have dreamed of a more perfect Klosterman quotation to illustrate why I hate him unless he flat out said, " I engage specious rhetoric solely to delight myself. This is all I do."

It was bad enough seeing the usual dumb shits in the mix, but even sharper minds like Tim Kawakami in there clinging to the BCS was pretty sad. I'd like to see someone from that list step up and argue how this was lesser than what would have been a BCS-determined Alabama (aka the SEC auto bid) and Florida State (with…

Turn it into a skills challenge. Deadspin - feel free to contact me on WHY this will be awesome and I'll elaborate

The same way you "fix" a horse with three shattered legs.

Why even have coaches? Just have Jerry and Deion call the plays or just the players themselves like a pick up game.

Pro Bowl 2015: Team Roger Goodell vs. Team Ray Rice

Try to care about the Pro Bowl for a second.

Like you'll be able to tell a difference. If the Ducks had won, the entire West Coast would have snapped off from the sheer weight transferred to the bandwagon.

Post game celebrations continue in Ohio State's dressing room.

I live in Portland and trust me, this is for the betterment of society. You don't want to live in a world where the Ducks have a national championship. It's like Yankee fans minus the history of championships.

Garnett may be a has been, but Howard is a never was

Good thing security came on the floor, otherwise, those two would have engaged in some aggressive posturing.