Is it me or does he look like Daniel Tosh in that photo?

No way. PFTC thinks modern air raid offenses are for the weak. His offense would be nothing but handoffs up the gut to gritty white fullbacks.

An all Hail Mary offense makes sense in North Dakota. Though in South Dakota, I'm assuming they...Rushmore.

"No punting? Fuck this guy."

It is the inner meanness of the far right. They used to keep this level of sheer meanness to themselves, but in 2008, it was let out and has been their dominant policy ever since. It blames the poor for being poor, the sick for being sick, the hungry for being hungry, the unemployed for their layoff, immigrants for…

eat like a caveman, think like an asshole.

Ok, tough guy, you stand there and let somebody break your leg and risk your career, all over a small chance to knock the ball out, and then let's see who's a "pussy." (Which is a mysogynist slang term that says far more about the speaker than the object of derision).

This is an underappreciated problem in sports. A lot of athletes struggle with addiction, and it's not always to sugar. Kerry Collins, believe it or not, was addicted to alcohol.

McCann: [blocks plate]

Eli: (sends picture)

Dan Snyder finds out what the next hot thing is by reaching up and touching the stovetop.

The Washington Capitals Lost Four Games in a Row— and You Won't Believe What Happened Next

I dunno, I think this one is legit: http://espn.go.com/college-footba…

They did eventually get it fixed before overtime. They hadn't been able to get the wrapping paper off the glass. I don't know why but I did search for an attempt to make a joke about Florida continuously murdering black children before giving up.

It's even worse once you consider there's TWO MORE of these asshats walking around somewhere. Thanks a lot, fertility clinics!

"once you look past Cristiano Ronaldo" - unfortunately the US defenders will be behind Ronaldo while trying to look past him.

"There's times that I've sat at my computer looking at something, going through websites before, and sittin' there going, 'Wait, where am I? Who is this guy?'"

'Wait, where am I? Who is this guy?' - Jay Cutler, 12/9/13

Previously, it was another dirty "S" word that was causing problems at ESPN.

He thought he hit a $20,000 shot, turns out it may have been a free throw.