This is probably true. The irony, however, will be that Arsenal beating Leicester will prove the difference in the title race—handing it to City.

You know in your heart of hearts that’s a P’Zone he’s scarfing down on.

I want this trend of embarrassing last-place finishers in fantasy leagues to take root in the DraftKings/Fanduel world.

“With or without Chris, we’ve got a puncher’s chance in the West.”—Blake Griffin

“Freeze!”

Rick Snyder lead Flint, MI vs. Gina McCarthy led Environmental Protection Agency

Sure she’s roasting the Rams, but there’s mutton she can do about it now.

Yup, as upset as he is about this year, he should be equally embarrassed that he beat Mikel the year Nigeria won the ACON. Yaya had no business winning that award using his own criteria—it had everything to do with his season at City.

Implicating the Guyer Clinic is one thing, but I heard this conspiracy goes all the way to the top.

With a win today, Arsenal would have gone top of the table. They never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

George Lucas had several decades, near-unlimited resources, the goodwill of an adoring fan-base and public to produce the prequels. He publicly announced what the story of the film series was, and thus had 3 entire films to tell us the tragedy of Anakin Skywalker. If I, as a fan of the original films, need to watch an…

Hot take: Pirlo isn’t even the 42nd best player in MLS right now.

I’m genuinely sad that I’ll never get to see a new Pete Campbell adventure again.

That’s not true, Billy. I already saw your mom today.

Yeah right, like he wears anything other than this

I love anything that gets the Best Fans in Baseball tossing out sanctimonious takes, so Carry on, my Heyward Son.

That explains why Peter Crouch never filled out—far too much healthy, slimming English food.

Even if he has nothing to do with it, I’ll take this opportunity to say: Fuck Scott Walker.

“Leo! This is Marvin. Marvin Plattenhardt—your cousin. You know that new free kick technique you’ve been looking for? Well look at this!”

Obviously with his size, it takes balls to compete in this event.