You know the old saying. “Even a clock made exclusively out of vile human garbage is right twice a day.”

Speaking of performances that demand an apology, can we get a post about Arsenal-West Ham?

Wilmer Flores: [sighs more]

Fuck, can we get some sort of warning on the stories that cross-post from Jalopnik? I started reading the comments, saw some pretty vicious and vindictive moralizing nonsense, and only then realized I had gone to the worst page in the Gawker network.

Right, but, objectively...the prequels sucked.

Hughes is making them play more beautifully by the season.

Drunk texting? You had to know the victims wouldn’t gopher that.

Stoke will finish in the Europa League places, you heard it here first.

Everyone knows that Donald Trump is running for president. What this piece presupposes is...maybe he isn’t?

Wow, I hope there’s no Bad Blood between the players and management about this!

This is going to sound snarkier than it really is, because it’s a genuine question. Considering the vast majority of NFL supporters are neither Deadspin commenters, Pats fans, or labor lawyers, do Roger Goodell and the NFL owners really think they can get away with this?

NFL 2K5. I don’t even like football and that game is a blast.

Last World Cup match I watched happened in Vancouver; the next one I’ll watch will be in Lyon. Fuck this noise.

Allow the USWNT to play the Confed Cup for them?

You’re human garbage.

Yup, it’s like he had an Invisibility Cloak on his fedora and JK’s Twitter followers said “Reducto!” to that shit.

You’ve got to hand it to him* for spending the past 4 hours defending himself personally, and retweeting every white & male trash pile who agrees with him.

“All he wants to do is learn from this experience and move on and get an education ,” Baez said.

Plenty of vacuous numbskulls who would have used “-gate” have moved onto “-ghazi,” so it may be waning as a matter of course.

Limas Sweed :(