"String of brutality scenes. No story."—Kansas City International Airport bathroom attendants, after Whitlock's 6-hour layover and 7-layer dip.

I know, right?

The GM must have used some analytics to decide on Vinz; you know, some form of Sabremetrics.

So, there weren't any spare loaves of bread or fish in the airport Chili's To Go?

And why do you think it is that a police investigator—in Laramie, Wyoming—wanted to make the case a straightforward robbery and murder instead of a complex assemblage of gender, sexuality, drugs and violence?

Best Supporting Actress: Amy Adams' cleavage.

Do you have a learning disability?

So, has James Taylor's nickname always been "Miguel"?

If you're going to keep the red card rule (which I don't support, really, since it's the triple punishment), why not use a hockey rule where a different player is dismissed instead of the keeper?

Hey, serious question: Do only people who use the phrase "Wussifying of America" have CTE, or is it just former athletes?

Does "Regressing" refer to the calibre of comments evoked by this story?

Serious question. I think Drew is right about the preemptive backlash against truly, insidiously stupid sportswriting (a fact I'd like to attribute to the success of FJM), but I'm curious about Greggggggg's place here. Perhaps I don't go to espn.com enough, or because Grantland has superseded most of the profiles of…

It reads like a sad version of Steve Merchant's "b0ringtweets" account. Poor guy.

The original element of the plot is already accounted for in the scene in the penthouse. Mary doesn't kill Magnussen (even though that's what she came to do) because she would have had to also murder Sherlock to keep him from breaking the news to Watson about who she is. It's because she cares for Watson that she…

Now that's what I call a dash of nutmeg. He's really cookin'!

Impressed by his goal line TDs, too. He can really punch it in.

Who would have thought that in 2014, the two best crusaders we have against the corrupt institution of baseball would be A-Rod and Dan LeBatard?

I think this is the germ of a brilliant idea: Take away the voting privileges of any writer who voted for an outed steroid user for an MVP or Cy Young. Their opinions are tainted by the scary, scary juice.

That'll teach 'em not to travel.

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