He's getting too old for this shit.

Oh God....They don't mean the Olive Garden, do they?

Paul Pierce.

If Dale Sveum is responsible for a Sveum-esque outcome, is it Sveum-esque, or just Sveumal?

Wow. Speaking of Dale Sveum, David DeJesus just got thrown out at home for the Cubs in the bottom of the 9th.

Dale Sveum-esque.

Brutal end of the game for him. Gives up the winning runs and GIDP to end the game. Poor guy.

You could turn on the Sox/O's game; looks like it might be going on until your hiatus is over.

I'd say so. It's a typical SNL sketch, so 3-4 total misses (the last three sketches are skippable; the "surprise" guest on Weekend Update was atrocious), but Eli was game. I recommend the Madden and courtroom sketches highest.

Does scoring the winning goal count? It was a really neat finish. Also...Cech: Save of the season?

Well we know that the bus wasn't being driven by Augie Garrido, considering he's a fan of the hit and run.

Fall so hard.

Caleb: "But Dad, where am I going to wear jacket?"

Hershiser? I hardly knew her!

Slim Pickens.

Why the face?

Heh, I knew something was fishy because I couldn't access the match until, like, 6:15, long after it should have been over. I had a sneaking suspicion it went to extra time. Oh, and I've been walking around my place, screaming like an idiot since it ended.

Did anyone else catch Chelsea/Napoli in the Champions League this afternoon? I had to watch it on delay on Fox Soccer 2 Go, but what an incredible match. One of the gutsiest displays by Chelsea I've ever seen.

He calculated the flight of the ball poorly.

Everybody hates Chris, Martin