The exec who came up with the plan? You guessed it, Hue Jasshole.

Proof of how fucked up homophobia is: When the people you pay to make you look good trash your opinions in public.

Should Goodell be worried about this player solidarity? I doubt it; I hear he's got a mole at the workouts.

This is like "The Sports Reporters," except somehow more retarded.

I'm toast. —Bread, after getting put in the toaster

Next stop: HEART-BREAK CITY!

Right?? Especially with Papi coming up, always a threat to ground into a double play. It's like Joe Morgan never left.

Is anybody still watching the Sox game? The guy announcing the game just said that he'd rather give up a solo home run to Youkilis than walk him...without explaining his rationale. Fucking baseball announcers. How do they work?

Look, I can barely keep up with the rules of Kronum, and now they spring Skirball on us?

The shirtless guy looks like a Grand Theft Auto character.

Of all the strikeout/looking variations, the JD version is by far the most anger-inducing.

God damn it, Emma, you made me click on a Rick Reilly article. Tooth be told, I've avoided his work ever since he was hired at ESPN.

Hey, it takes a village to defend against the trolls. Kudos, as well.

Who's made Luke Scott look better this week, Amy Nelson or Clay Buchholz?

Long-haired woman: "Hey, that's great. But who are the Chefs?"

To be fair, this is exactly what Haynesworth did to Dan Snyder's man-boobs, and a $41 million signing bonus came out.

Being concerned about working people and being concerned about NFL players are not mutually exclusive, Sade. This is a sports blog. I can direct you toward blogs that do bring up exactly how working people are screwed every day, but it's entirely legitimate that a former NFL player writes a column about sports. It's a…

"Did you hear Dan Snyder and George Will make snuff porn in Sally Quinn's fuck d-"

Great, thanks all!

Okay, that's what I was thinking. The reason why I mentioned walks is because a pitcher missing a spot 4 times could be considered worse than say, making a great pitch but getting bested by a good hitter.