This is perfect for the user who has never known the paradox of choice.

Ooh yeah, oooh yeah. Wanna bus' that body.

Fortunately for us, clickbait pseudo-articles like this one do not preclude more in-depth '90s nerdery: http://www.avclub.com/searc…

Gig-a-gig-Glendale.

Thank you, A.V. club, for becoming a '90s nostalgia machine, among other things.

I hope every fight scene ends with Michelangelo making a turtle-based pun and putting the sunglasses on, a la David Caruso. [YEAH!!!!]

Too many layers in that Weird Al-style polka medley! This culture is DEEP.

I hate it when mashups work.

I hate it when mashups work.