There's nothing like the smell like rotting seafood to remind you to change your Duraclam batteries.

It's quite easy to hijack a helicopter in England, due to the politeness of the British.

If we asked what's the point of every ornate overdesigned object ever made, the museums of the world, particularly those that contain collections consisting of objects, would be nearly empty. This is a simply a functioning sculpture, made in steel, that you can own, not unlike the solid gold angel with a clock in its…

No, that just makes you young and unworldly.

"One Internet Web will be called "Earth Storage". Another Internet Web will be called "Thanks for Listening". You just turn your computer towards whichever Internet Web you want! Of course, you will need the decoding speakers, which are made from a special blog material." -Neil

Tiny driver + poor seal = bad sound. Maybe these will prove that wrong, but I'm guessing not.

Eventually the east will get lawyers and start suing everyone for everything, like we do. First comes McDonald's and jeans, then lawyers.

could gizmodo's writing and "coverage" be any more splintered?

when's the last time you recorded video for 30 minutes straight?

pinterest=sewing circle 2012

on second thought? for me it was on first thought and has been since the first nook.

love=sponsorship

So Nikon finally discovers that Canon was onto something with the S95/S100, mimics it almost completely, and you're impressed?

"1984"

poor guy just trying to eek out a living.

"There's a hole for that."

Pretty sure it's the missing collar piece.

you are there.

Make mine Mnandi.

This collection of tweets truly bolsters the sense of doom. If there are this many idiots with web access, we are totally fucked.