Remember when Bruce Willis didn’t know he was dead? It’s like that.

Sounds like 2 drinks to me. No one specified size or container.

Damn right. I haven’t played in years.....all my friends are “too adult” to play. Marriage and kids turns people boring, but around friends I don’t see why one should be boring around them. The grind during the week is enough!

Guess you’ve never played eh?

I wonder if she demands of him to pick the hairs out of the soap or bathroom scrubby.....god forbid he doesn’t. Sexist patriarchy!

Seriously.....what is it these days that being a gentleman has to be tied to an agenda or has something to do with someone’s rights? You’re not just being polite in your case, you are taking it one step further by being considerate of the circumstances at hand based on some shit you don’t even own yourself.

More weed than sense. And definitely no woman or significant other....

LOL......on both points. This guy is why people who don’t smoke it can’t fathom a pothead with a career or money (outside of hollywood or the music industry). Perpetuates the stereotype :-/

More like he has more weed than sense. I mean clearly. He ripped a bong full of eggs like it’s water and then seemed surprised he coughed up a goddamn lung. He should just do us all a favor and use drano next time.

Seriously. Not only does it just waste weed because it doesn’t evenly burn, there are idiots out there who do not get the concept of air flow and just jam a nug in there. I see it all the time. I’ve told a buddy to never use my bong again as a result of his idiot nug jamming. Clogs up the damn inside of the waffle cut…

Anthony Weiner? Who is that? I think you mean......CARLOS DANGER!

Agreed. Those bastards deserve the chair for what they did to the nation.

I think the point was that despite claiming conservative principles, those ass clowns drove up military spending so goddamn high that not even the next 6 in line can catch up with us. It isn’t conservative at all....it’s hyper liberal in spending and government waste.

TL;DR (yet) but, HEY ME TOO!

Wait, why do we give a shit about this again?

Does C3PO not meet the criteria or something?

Carly falls, Ted be like.....

Ah, the painful cries of archaic mindsets lost in a sea of ignorance driven by idiot parents who don’t matter in this millennia.

Wolf Blitzer is why I never went into journalism to begin with and I got a bachelor’s in journalism. Between people like him (“broadcast journalists”, pundits) and all the crazy shit my media ethics professor taught us at the time I ran the fuck away from that profession as fast as I could after the first degree....

Very true. Especially given the disgusting nature of mixing an alcohol that’s one step from isopropyl and a compound that’s both a lie in its function and a gross misrepresentation of the original, far superior product.