I like free I should get a T-Mobile sim and pop it in for my first 2 gigs each month since it's free: o wait it's not really free.

For existing subscribers it should be easy to figure out. For new subscribers it does not matter. Again if you need something more simplistic then feel free to leave.

And what exactly is the cost to as you say “serve me my data” also how do you plan to monitor this “reasonable usage?” If you don't like what Verizon offers then go to another carrier! There is a reason you are not the CEO.