You say that, but right now, a young Zephyr Timblebum is booking her first modeling gig. And Glynda Wonklefuss is heading to Hollywood to follow her dreams.

He’s going to run out of women with implausible names eventually. Just wait.

This doesn’t surprise me. Cycles of abuse are self-perpetuating. I’m surprised more people aren’t pointing out how distressingly similar the details of this assault are to her allegation against Weinstein: the grooming and isolating of the victim, providing alcohol before attacking etc. It’s infuriating to think…

I think that's Elon Musk himself.

Are you getting paid for these? I could use a job if you are!

I concede that the guy was a great human being, and his death was a tragedy.

And the most delicious part: the ranking minority member will take over the gavel.  Her name?  Maxine Waters.

Who in their right mind wants to live below a constant flood of piss?

One can assume Junior does the sex like he lifts weights: Terrible technique, then he goes around bragging about it.

I’m in NPS and just want to say we don’t employ security guards, so they were either contracted from some company or were rangers that every article I can find on this keeps describing incorrectly.

That letter literally made me queasy. And so, so incredibly sad.

His magnetic poetry kit is only a starter, and it’s missing a lot of magnets.

Sitting here in traffic and bawling my eyes out over that anonymous letter. I am disgusted. I am heartbroken. I fucking hate this country sometimes.

Three years for destroying that stupid star? He should have just raped a woman and served a month or so.

Please take this star as a token of my gratitude for evoking genuine hearty laughter ⭐️

However, when asked whether the officials who hassled Huang and her fiancé would face disciplinary action, Willis said that the agency is unable to identify them.

“campaign sister”

The taint of treason: that bit between the cock of collusion and the pucker of perjury.

The skit was entertaining but not a big knee slapper. That she would get mad shows just how wack they are. A skit about her getting mad at the skits would probably be funnier so I hope they whip one up.