shout it from the fucking rooftops

Fuck Kim and her dumb sisters for that you look anorexic bullshit “compliment.” Not funny and not a compliment. Also rich coming from a camp supposedly promoting the de-stigmatization of mental illness given Kanye’s situation. Anorexia has the highest mortality rate of any mental illness and it’s not fucking glamorous…

The ultimate test of Beyoncé’s power and absolute proof of her dominion over the Illuminati would be her ability to sway Anna Wintour to showcase vintage Deréon fashion from 2007 on the upcoming September issue.

Chris Pratt is more insufferable the more I hear from him. RIP my crush on Andy Dwyer.

God, if ever there was Karmic payback for having bred with a fuckwit, it would be raising a stunning child to went on to be a hollywood star who then married a handsome prince, while your trash ex is disinvited from the wedding. Like, that’s straight up Mary Sue territory

My mother is a narcissist, and I thought the same thing about him. And holy shit, if I was a public figure and my mother had a platform to drag me, she would do the same thing he’s doing.

Uh, you forget cutting diamonds and makin’ da bagels!

You didn’t make Meghan the woman that she is - she made her way despite you and your awful family that are trying to profit off her fame. The Princess Diana comment is cringe worthy. I’m ambivalent when it comes to the monarchy, but Meghans family are awful.

I wonder if it is because I am old, but my first thought was Canasta.

“Doria always told Meghan, ‘If they’re not doing anything for you, why should you do anything for them?’”

You don’t think Tom Brady could have brought peace to the Middle East? /s 

Thomas Markle sounds exactly like my father who has been excised from my life as well. He doesn’t care about his daughter at all. He’s only concerned with getting what he THINKS he deserves. I don’t know in his case that he didn’t earn it, but I know that my dad sure didn’t. That doesn’t stop people like this from…

The difference is Trump thinks he and Tom Brady are BFF. It’s one of my favorite delusions of his.

I hear you. I maintain distant but polite contact with my elderly sick Dad who abandoned the family when I was 14. I have NO doubt if a tabloid offered him some money to trash me, he’d run for that phone with more speed and energy then he’s shown in decades. And you’re a better person than I because I absolutely do…

Sounds like a needlepoint sampler quote for someone who's been excommunicated from the church.

“Matt approved Ben’s phoenix,” said the source.

Not DB related but was surprised that the tv’s were tuned in to the Today show hour with Megyn Kelly. Everyone here dislikes Ms. Kelly so much that they go out of their way to switch channels after the first two hours of Today, will put almost anything else on, then switch back when Hoda comes back on. So I was…

I love that this reads like God legit ghosted her on tinder. God is the ultimate fuckboi

Because it’s a pain in the fucking ass and sometimes it’s not worth spending 45 minutes packing up a diaper bag, snacks, toys, clothes, etc. just to drag a child somewhere they don’t want to be just for them to fall asleep on the way back and blow their only nap of the day. Not to mention the state of my back after…

Yup. I remember at 6 weeks, going, “I thought at least the bleeding was supposed to be done by now???!?!?!?!”