Michael Scott:  If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war. There would be no... government, and... things could get terrible. It actually, probably, it would be a better... screenplay idea than a serious suggestion.

Gatorade actually contains dextrose, not maltodextrin, and regular sucrose. Dextrose is a monosaccharide chain of carbs derived from corn starch and is broken down more quickly by the body than maltodextrin.

After half time, the Bengals could kneel down each possession and still come away with a win, right?

Vikings line had a false start that wasn’t called, play should have never happened, then it’s a retry at the 12. Who knows if they would have gotten it but the no call was probably the best outcome.

Writing shit on Facebook does not make you a “blogger”. Reiterating the same points with “ retard” and “fag” sprinkled throughout does not make this a top 10 list. This email does validate the original “Why Your Team Sucks 2015” article that upset you so much. This woman probably tailgates Texans games with bud light…