Whoa-ho-ho we got a contrarian here! Tell us your other hot takes, everyone on the internet is interested. 

After you said Agents of SHIELD was the best comic book show, everything you said just sounded like droning.

Forget about it, Jake. It’s RedditTown.

Fascinating. I’ll alert the media.

“Slap it to a Slim Jim”???

That sounds very punitive and Old Testament to me, especially from someone who claims to care about misogyny and racism. I prefer traditional liberalism where we were open-minded and gave offenders a second chance.

If a person hates Mel Gibson, that’s fair. It’s not like he hasn’t earned it. But when you’re producing content about how a working actor meeting his promotional obligations answers a question from a journalist in a way that is entirely respectful and supportive of your own feelings about the issue being addressed,…

“symptoms of a larger problem”

Thanks for turning it into a race issue. It wouldn’t be an AV Club article without someone pointing out “white privilege.”

Yeah...that’s a spectacularly sophomoric take, that I’d hope would only be produced by an freshman boy who just took his first philosophy class, and only knows of South Park through his all-male “feminist” club.

He literally says exactly that. At the end. That’s 100% what he says that they removed fear for the first time in his life and that’s all they did to him.

Her running around with the Admiral was for an alternative purpose, either her stated objective of defecting or (more likely) a bigger plan. She didn’t need any info…

You’re both tasteless

You’re right. I should just let some lazy, lying asshole on Kinja call me things I’m not. Responding to that is what makes me a troll huh? Idiot.

You’ll never admit it, but people like you are the reason Trump is in office. You just lazily drop -isms as if you know what you’re talking about, while never actually saying something honest. Grow the fuck up.

Or, alternatively:

Obligatory the American office had Steve Carrell so it won comment.