Y’know what’s even more appealing? Believing everything you’re told to believe without examining it.

“Sucks that your 11-year-old got killed in a biking accident, but he knew he needed to wear a helmet, so he caused his own demise.”

“Sucks that your six-year-old drank the antifreeze, but the bottle quite clearly says that it’s poisonous and the child could read, so he caused his own demise.”

If Susie, Kateland, and Madison were in that car and it hit the bottom of that pond, they’d be in the morgue just as certainly.

I think I’d probably go with “...as Cops Attempt Rescue” in the title. They got in there and gave it a shot, but without a boat and proper equipment they’d be putting themselves in a ton of danger.

Well that makes one person it reached.

I’m really not seeing the parallels. Scion is less Saab and more Saturn: an underfunded marketing experiment built on value and flat pricing trying to reach buyers that the parent company was missing out on. Also, as much as I rag on Saab and its missteps over time, show me anything in Scion’s motorsports “history”…

“It later turned out that the burner account was created by ASIMO, the Honda robot”

That’s what I find most hilarious. They just confirmed for a news outlet that the things claimed by HondAnonymous are accurate.

Honda: if you have a problem with what is said about your products, especially if it’s coming from potentially one of your engineers, FIX THE PROBLEM!

Good for you, Patrick, and Jalopnik/Gawker Media.

Good thing Honda doesn’t make anything I’d consider buying, makes boycotting them quite easy!

Good on you guys. I’ll keep this in mind if my insider knowledge of deep fried and frosted breakfast confectioneries is ever relevant to a discussion.

So, they’re saying all this stuff is CORRECT?

Brocode supercedes the laws of man.

Or when you get to work. Thats what employee parking is for.

They say he died from multiple strokes.

Death: It came sooner than expected.

Bro-code rule #137:

This dude has been trying to sell this car for 5 years or so. Its back out on the roads this season.