Well yes, that’s how all apologies that don’t involve time travel work.

(Imag because Kinja keeps lagging in Chrome and I didn’t want to retype it all.)

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

The truly amazing part of this story is that it took a teenage boy more than four strokes to finish.

I agree that it’s a dumb rule. My guess is that they wrote the rule to ensure that any given person was only eligible to compete in one of the tournaments (boys or girls) and not both. Sounds alright in theory, but only if every school actually has enough participants for both a boys team and girls team.

Good on the second place finisher. Bad on whoever made this dumb rule.

That’s really nice, thank you for taking the time. I think your comment reflects a side of me that I should work hard to grow.

Anecdotal evidence is meaningless. The last survey I saw had Trumps approval among active military very high.

I call bullshit.

Standard Trump response to any question asked about what he’s going to do about X issue:

that’s a fine take

a mass power salute would be awesome, though, as well as leaving the talking heads confused for a few weeks

At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Rome, OK. But what did Columbine ever do to them?

“I don’t want to speak your language”

“Alright everybody. We’ve got a major smug system coming up from San Diego. When that meets the massive smug cloud from internet bicyclists... well, that smug storm could end the West Coast as we know it.”

I’m not sure it was really necessary to refer to the Cuban-born Sabates as a “minority” in this racist headline.