It’s like something a late-night show would come up with to mock slightly more subtly racist promotional material.

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle.

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle. “ I am a brother” underneath “ I am a future doctor” holy shit, nobody proof read anything before this was sent out. 

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

I recently took my dad to see Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band and even at 92 years old (or whatever) he still rocked. He should be, like, No. 40 or something.

You go into a slack to try to find a single person to talk to about why there are no cigarettes in the Yesterday universe one time, and you create a monster.

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

Not really. But this sounds like an amazing story.

I’ve read a couple of pretty good pieces on it and apparently a driving force is the salary cap. It was too complicated for me to completely understood, but from what I got, the thing is that if they trade him, there is a part of his salary that will still be on the Patriots and count on their cap. However, if they…

Thanks.  You owe me a new keyboard.

Yep, the Bears could use—

He prefers the term "Sturmabteilung."

Historical AND sci-fi reference, me likey!

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

Sorry, there’s no way you can justify rooting for the umpires after this.

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

Yeah, I realized there was something quite unintentional and quite unfortunate about how that came out.