Skins are just three games off of first.

You murdered that joke. 

“Next time I get the chance I will jam it in there,” - Phillip Rivers

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Luckily for both Martindale and Peters, neither had to eat any crow

That Colts play is a masterpiece. It invokes such feelings of despair and helplessness. It’s like watching a hopelessly overmatched kid half-heartedly try something against an opponent, knowing in advance that they’re doomed, and it is so ill-conceived and embarrassing that you can’t even praise them for the effort. Th…

Given that it was a Saturday night game, I feel like it’s a safe bet that cocaine was involved in young Connor’s decision making process. Though since the bet had gone poorly, there’s no ruling out Xanax

Do you still receive an automatic 4.0 for the semester if your roommate gets arrested for a felony?

You’re missing two rails of either Adderall, Xanax, or cocaine depending on who their parents are and what fraternity they rushed.

Apparently, the friend realized he was going to have to explain to his parents a $5,000 charge by DraftKings on the card they gave him “For Emergencies”.

Why didn’t the guy who stood to lose a lot of money make this call? What the hell is in it for the friend that made the call?

Seems like that, right?  Hilarious.  I guess the perp has never watched The Wire.  Or Breaking Bad.  Or most cop shows, or heist movies, or had caller ID, or received a call on their cel phone, or really existed in the modern world at all, really. 

Yeah, but he gave a fake name. 

Crimson Cried: Connor Croll’s Call Criminal, Cops Claim

There is a lot going on in that headline. How is this not filed to Life’s Rich Pageant?

Unbeknownst to him, the real money was riding on “Bet you can’t get Connor arrested before midterms”.

Let me guess, he called in the bomb threat from his cell phone...

My problem with this take, as a Lions fan, is that actual contenders — like, teams actually capable of winning a division and a playoff game — don’t let calls like that irreparably damage their season.

Amazingly, this is the second time in about half a decade the Packers have scored on the last play of the game to beat the Lions specifically because of a phantom penalty call involving a facemask.