Trump’s main strategy (such as it is) to fight the coming battle: don’t deny the charges—simply act as if soliciting foreign help to investigate a political rival and influence an election is extremely fine and normal.

If you listen closely after she asks that, you can hear some laughs. Great job by her.

“The Finnish President has a very fine name. One of the best.”

Agreed. This is terrible news for Biden, particularly because I’d say it’s likely he’ll drop out soon and without question endorse Warren.

Warren should get a bonus point for sending dinner to Bernie’s campaign office.

Excuse me, Ashley, hi! I’m a 13 second-old account, and I’m here today to write you 7 paragraphs of stories using phrases definitely not copied directly from Andrew Yang’s “about me” page on his website. I really think you’re overlooking our guy Yang! Just a 5 out of 10? If you’d just read through his policies, you’d…

Oooh, I was pleading for the reporter to ask, “Gladly, and uh, what’s the Finnish President’s name again, sir?” [Cue ‘Tucker Carlson-face’]

…...imagine the tweet from Goop: “Sending you a jade egg, @Bernie (it’s for Joan)  - love, Gwyngina and the guy I married most recently”.....

this socialist has a one track mind. I dig it.

On the contrary, he needs Warren and Bernie to stay in as long as possible

Bernie: “None of us know when a medical emergency might affect us. And no one should fear going bankrupt if it occurs. Medicare for All!”

GOP: THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR POLITICS AND IT IS DISHONEST TO USE THIS SITUATION TO PUSH AN AGENDA 

Once again, the nice guy gets the health scare, while Fat Satan continues to live a life that is just ripe for a heart attack, yet will likely never have one.

Was coming here to say the same. Until I read on, that hyphen (or is it an apostrophe?) had me wondering what could Booker have tweeted that would warrant a negative 6.

Yup! I love that he worked it into his own health issue.

I’m only bringing this up because it genuinely confused me for half a second: Each person quoted is given the header as “John Smith: X/10" except Corey Booker, which uses a hyphen after his name. This made me think he got a -6/10 for a brief moment.

“None of us know when a medical emergency might affect us. And no one should fear going bankrupt if it occurs. Medicare for All!”

It really was, and I love reading his tweets because I automatically read them in his voice every time.

Joe Biden Translation: “Please for the love of God, DIE OLD MAN! JUST DIE ALREADY!!”

Bernie’s own tweet was the best. Thoughts and prayers are hot air; Medicare for All would actually accomplish something worthwhile for everybody.

Did Marianne send him healing crystals?