The cognitive dissonance needed to be a GOP stooge is staggering.

Yes, but it doesn’t matter. Want to pretend AB was the difference and cut the margin in half? Sure, why not.

They actually won two fucking games without him, and in the one they did play, I don’t think Brown’s 4 catches for 56 yards and a TD were exactly the deciding factors in a 43-0 win.

I’m really hoping this is the floodgates opening, and that every chickenshit who kept their mouths shut for fear of retribution from the regime now feels empowered to come forward. Don't just put it in my veins, jab a needle into my chest and pump it straight into my heart. 

I expect this is just the beginning. There are millions of citizens who know they are corrupt. Some just have the receipts. Up next, I hope his accountant comes forward.

Stop, my penis can only get so erect....

Good god, my boner could do some Kool-Aid man shit right now.

And there’s a second whistleblower, an IRS agent, a comin’.

I know your question was mostly rhetorical, but I actually expected Belichick would have been the anti-Brown voice. Not because of any particular moral virtue but because I expected his calculus would boil down to, “I’m a great coach who can win with anybody and I believe that the distraction caused by Brown would…

Me, actually. I assumed that because Brown had publicly embarrassed him by sending those texts, Belichick would have been the first to make a Call to Some Guys

I mean, it ain’t a great look.

I love you for this.

The insistence on tossing out the red herring of Biden and his son in every related story is getting tiresome. “Whataboutism” is the final redoubt of the terminally inept, and a few posters have been demonstrating the depths of their rhetorical ineptitude in spades over the last forty-eight hours or so.

“So what if…

Bu... bu... But he’s the only one who can win over GOP voters, who are always clamoring to support a Centrist Dem and definitely not a ravenous horde of bloodthirsty sociopaths as seen by their treatment of immigrants for the last few decades and their idiotic support of Trump no matter what he does!

Yeah I’ve seen people saying this is bad for dems cause it hurts Biden. Fuck that! Anything that hurts Biden is great for dems! The most likely way we get 8 years of Trump is fucking Joe Biden being the dem nominee. 

For the idiots on other threads: if this thing takes Biden down as well, hey, cool! People caught doing shady and/or illegal shit get what they get.

This is a great week for Biden. He defeated Donald Trump without having to be the Democratic nominee.

i grew up in nunes’ district (partially, i think we got redistricted out of it halfway through) and the first thing i heard about him was my mom saying something along the lines of “he seems like a real little shit” 

Someday, Nunes is going to be old and retired and his grandchildren will come up to him and ask him what the hell was wrong with him after googling him.

Exactly. He has the same mindset as the internet trolls who installed him in office— he honestly thinks “I didn’t say the exact words! Therefore, TOTALLY EXONERATED! Nanny nanny poo poo!” will stand up in court, because it works for him and his fans online. He thinks the “technicality” trick will work, he thinks the…