Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

What did we all learn from this fiasco? It’s unclear, but to quote J.K. Simmons’s character in Burn After Reading, “I guess we learned not to do it again.”

Raiders cut the guaranteed money before they cut Brown, right? So they’re not on the hook for anything?

I hope Brown gets help. He doesn't seem well.

Motherfucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

FFS.

Oh, fuck off

Son of a bitch.

My god, this is the story that just keeps on giving.

Well, that was fast. 

Right On Cue Q

That would be Rex, not Bob. 

BELLICHICK SET THIS UP FROM THE START!

Maybe Brown can give him a footjob

One day they’ll tell tales of the smoke from Yinzers burning AB jerseys being visible from space.

it may not have been for league minimum, but god damn, it feels good to be mostly right:

I cannot wait to see how quickly we get the “Belichick set this up from the start “ takes.

This is fake, right? I am reading The Onion now, aren’t I?

*Bwamp bwam bwah bwah Doo da Doo da Doo Doo da Doo...*

HAIL SATAN