Nelson:

The Dolphins are somehow the fourth most entertaining team in a division with the Jets and Bills.

At least the Marlins went all ‘damn the torpedoes’ a couple of times and bought championships.  The Dolphins can’t even be bothered to do that.

Armando could have saved himself a lot of keystrokes by just copying and pasting this:

Ryan Fitzpatrick has a bright future awaiting him in an Iron and Wine tribute band.

That “Unforgotten” may be the saddest Sports Thing I have ever seen. 

Absolutely hilarious. And they couldn’t even ruin New England’s season with that thing.

anyone else feeling really, really end-of-Shawshank kind of happy for reader Marc at the end there?

The best part of the pyrrhic victory that was the Miami Miracle is that it pushed them from being in the top 10 draft order to 14th overall.

Took this about two weeks ago.

Man, I feel Marc’s post as a Bengals fan. That last playoff loss to the Stealers broke me and I more or less did the same thing; packed all my orange and black memorabilia and stuff it in my closet to pretty much never look at it again. Watching football the last few years has been so much more pleasant since I’m not…

This is fair. I feel like the last 20 years have been one long season that has just never ended they all just sort of bleed into each other and blend together

I know Drew said fans should own their team’s past successes, but man, as a Dolphins fan born in the 1980s, fuck all that. The 1972 Dolphins are the most embarrassing bunch of old codgers in existence, and strangers telling me I should be proud of the only undefeated team just remind me of that fatass with the ‘undefea…

that is my wife’s favorite clip from any Simpsons Halloween episode. +1 Alcohol and night swimming being a winning combination to you. 

well, he was a better NFL QB than Hugh Millen. 

It was the highlight of the last ten years of Dolphins football. I’m serious, no NFL team has played more totally forgettable games than the Dolphins have. They have entire seasons where literally nothing happened. 

To be fair, you did suffer a traumatic brain injury in that time frame.

There comes a time as a fan when you realize that nothing your team does will matter so long as the rotting mackerel head infecting the whole enterprise remains fixed in place.

Dolphins may act all cute and friendly and harmless when they’re doing their little act for kids but if they get you alone they will rape the shit out of you.