“Miller said, via the Associated Press. “Today he had a play-action, rolled out to the right and threw the ball from the opposite 20 to the opposite 15. Now, I don’t know how far that is.”

neither

ELITE!!!! Not great.

I can totally confirm that Elway is a mega douche.

“...leaving me to deal with a ridiculous amount of work, a problem I solved by ignoring it.”

as an exuberant participant in the “Flacco great or not” debate the past 6-7 years, I am pretty stoked to see him do THE SAME FUCKING THINGS to the Broncos fans that he did to Ravens fans. Enjoy all the 3-and-outs, a complete inability to hit WR’s over the middle on 2nd and short, and overthrowing all the wideouts by…

Remember when he was in his late career and a feel good story for his two Super Bowl wins?

I lived downtown in Denver for a year or so and while I thoroughly enjoyed a lot about the city, I’ll never forget how overly invested they are in the Broncos. One of the best tips I received was to run any errands during games, and it really was a ghost town. I used to take the train from downtown south to a stop…

You sprinkle some respect on Browning Nagle’s name, god dammit!

Too soon, man.  Bart is actually missed.

“He looks like a Super Bowl MVP to me,”

There’s a greater than 0% chance that Elway thought he was signing Shane Falco. 

Fuck John Elway with a big fat horse cock.

(who can occasionally make coaches and fans happy, yet can’t seem to ever truly satisfy them)

But Drew, IS Flacco elite?

I’m definitely turning that Von Miller quote about Flacco into a Pythagorean Theorem test question for this this year.

“Why don’t you go feed yourself a sugar cube, you toothy shit?”

“Today he had a play-action, rolled out to the right and threw the ball from the opposite 20 to the opposite 15. Now, I don’t know how far that is.”

John Elway: We’ve hired a new coach, and he was the best in the league last year!

Case Keenum (who can occasionally make coaches and fans happy, yet can’t seem to ever truly satisfy them)