My dad had a town car version of this when I learned to drive and it was such a quaalude. I hated it. Zero feedback and tons of body lean. I resolved then and there that when I have a kid, they’re getting a used Honda with a manual transmission. Why?

That’s because the hood ornament actually was 20 yards away.

So much luxury!!!

Reliable?

2005 Subaru Forester XT. Seats 5, wagon, faster than a 350z, room for lots of groceries, available with three pedals (like mine)unique and a total sleeper. And it can off-road well even when lowered. I bought mine with 160k miles for $6,500 and that was 4 years ago. It has never let me down.

would hoon Lipoma 3500

At that point I’d just lay down a bag or something to take a dump into inside of my car. I hoard Starbucks and inn and out napkins in the center console so wiping would be no issue.

...boarder patrol agents...

Grammar-check, dude. A boarder is someone who lives in your home who is paying you rent. Border is the designated physical separation of countries. Your post has merit, but the incorrect word used repeatedly distracts from the message.

This guy looks exactly like what you would expect a derp-a-derp ICE agent to look like.

<whooosh>

Bill Gates is that you?

It’s astounding that people are continuing to explain why the iPod should have been a failure. 14 years after it was a breakaway success. :P

It really shows how much the average person can see into the future, i.e. Not at all.

Yes, you did, schmuck. You led your comment by busting on the victim.

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

100% correct!

He consciously used his vehicle as a weapon.

The driver should be charged with attempted murder - but because he “only” hit a motorcycle, he won’t be.