Can we nominate Steve Rosenbloom from the Chicago Tribune, I know he’s local instead of national, but god damn that man has nothing of value to say, ever.

What a country!

Burn it! Burn the witch!

Yeah, Generico vs Steen was an amazing feud. I’m really glad they’re rebooting it as Zayn vs Owens in NXT. Those two work magic together in the ring.

Gordon Lives?!? Diiiiive!

I’ve been a fan of his since he was Pac in Dragon Gate USA. He was one of those you just knew was going to hit the big time some day, just like Seth Rollins/Tyler Black.

That... looks like a great way to impale pedestrians.

I lived in Indianapolis for a year and a half. It’s not worth the savings, unless you’re extremely conservative and like to hang around with racists.

I’ve stumbled upon 2 bottles of The Trooper over the past few months and have figured out two important things. 1) It’s a much better beer if you are also blasting the song and headbanging like an epileptic. 2) It’s surprisingly smooth and drinkable. I was expecting some sort of gimmicky slop, so that was a pleasant…

Dear god how have I never seen this video. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.

As a web developer, Sir, I salute you.

My god, I just remembered my mother does that also. Also for junk mail. Anything with her name and address has to be cut out and shredded. Because the people that go through your trash can't just look at the number in front of the building.

I prefer the classic line "I gotta go take a mean shit." Ends any conversation instantly.

Old gamer rant here. That's what was the best part of Arcades and why I don't play online anymore. In the arcade, when someone was being an ass, he would get kicked out quick and had to learn to play with some respect. Online, the assholes are anonymous and have all the real power to control the tone of the game.

I've had to work with 2 actual sociopaths in my life. The only thing that they had in common was they were both HUGE into "Owning newbs in MOBA's" and watching tournament videos of MOBA's when they were supposed to be working.

Don't feel bad about moving in with your parents in this situation. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Concentrate on healing and getting better, then you can show everyone how awesome you are.

There really should be a health issues dating site. Then you could match people with similar issues up together. "You've got colitis? So do I, let's bomb the goddamn toilet together."

Is anyone digging into the security aspect of this? Government accounts have a certain level of logging, firewalls, and antivirus protection that are required. How was her email server hosted? Who had access to the firewall and settings? IT security is serious business. If this was handled by some amateur it's quite…

My favorite line about the PT Cruiser. "It's not a chick magnet, it's a Chuck magnet." That car was huge in groups of people named Chuck.

I would go with he makes Teddy Hart look like Bret.