iSkoot already does this. Any word on what the difference is?

Tom Jackson thinks censorship is retarded.

While the entire stadium sang and danced to Shout.

@SportsCentre: It's a shame, too, Vince would make such a great CFL QB.

The Titans only have one rule for Vince: absolutely no contact with Ricky Williams.

What's the difference between an MMA mom and a pitbull?

For those who say Sarah Palin does not have drunken high-jumping experience, I'd like to remind you that Alaska is right next to Russia.

I picked the Patriots!

And yet he couldn't steal any carries from Kevin Jones last season.

Martin Cullen weighed in, "Unless you're black and African you're not going to do well in stealing your replacement's luggage."

Kevin Durant must be so excited to play for the Oklahoma City Vaguely Phallic Logos.

He was just running away from Brett Myers.

Some of these ladies got too many boner pill tattoos.

"The future is ahead of me whether I play in the NFL or not. It's ahead of me whether I play in the Arena League or not. It's even ahead of me if I spend this week watching Pineapple Express over and over. Which I will."

Asante Samuel now realizes he should have stayed with the Pats... this trade would have been worth an extra 3 interceptions at least.

John Clayton popping up in Favre's backseat

"I've hit people before on purpose," said Robert Novak.

How many rouges do you think the Softwoods need to beat the Roughriders?

"It" babe? Hubba-hubba? Sexpot? Was this article written in the 20's?