No love for the Fayetteville Fire Antz of the Southern Professional Hockey League?

CLEARLY Ed Hochuli is on the list.

No love for my boys in Bleu-Blanc-Rouge? We now have the #2 record in the East, come on.

@Rory B. Bellows: And non-messianic.

Norby!

"Ya hit me in the Jimmy parts, buddy."

In vaguely-related news, Simmons has taken another shot at Dane Cook in his new column today.

So... I guess this should say 10:30 pm.

Michael Chiklis is a pretty good baseball analyst.

Whoa Sager, that's a hell of a suit.

I drank Shawne Merriman's soda and my head grew 3 hat sizes.

"I wish I would have worked more games." - Tim Donaghy

In earlier testimony, Browne Sanders said Thomas, a two-time NBA champ and Hall of Famer, was a foulmouthed bully who made her uncomfortable by telling her, "I'm in love with you" after beating her in a game of horse.

Wow is that the longest reception of the night?

Spongebob on a bunkbed? Dressing the kid up in a "schoolboy" uniform?

Would a settlement count against the cap?

@Weed Against Speed:

@MayDay Malone:

I suppose "Around the Porn" would be too easy.

Steve Berman edited his page to claim that his name was "Chris Mortensen." As if anyone would believe that.