I promise you that I would. Not because I was so great, but because this was that bad.

And whoever created the word promposal should be tasered. A lot.

1: The entire trend of increasingly outrageous "prom-posals" is dumb as fuck. Aside from the obvious, it's really awful to put someone in a position where they feel like they can't say no.

Say what you will about Wendy Williams, but she addressed this the other day on her show. She pointed out that it's highly suspect that mom has come out of the woodwork to parade around TV with her son . . . when mom left her son to be raised by a known drug addict for his entire life.

Thanks, Oprah, for inflicting Dr. Phil on our national culture.

Yeah, people talk about gender being a social construct, but so is sex, really - at least that binary notion of sex. Plus chimeras blow the whole religious notion that "life begins at conception" and "fertilized eggs are people" right out of the water. Well, chimeras and identical twins. (The only religious…

Aziz is my fictional husband and I love him.

Reading about fascinating science things in less complex scientific terms with just a pinch of awe makes me happy. STASSA U ROCK

The guy asking for the bacon sandwich in a kosher bakery week after week is a raging anti-semite and an incredible asshole. He knows what he's doing and thinks he's making some sort of stupid point.

that's what i was thinking tbh. like i would GET it if they were furious, but if your kid is hustlin and bustlin in a situation like that, it's your kid's fault, and even more, your (the parent)'s fault.

I'm so glad the baby punting story ended with the parents apologizing.

But seriously, which one looks better?

These customers remind me of the dumbest person I ever had walk through the doors of the Borders I managed after college.

I have the feeling that there are enough Iron Shiek stories out there to do a BCO just on him. He's like the definition of performance art.

Charles Manson and most of the men in Congress, I imagine.

Still would.

Is anybody else confused that cops got suspended over this, but don't get suspended over things like rape or murder? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

Talking to myself out loud in a British accent. I am not British.