I think because it is an island. It has little value for the drug trade. Too difficult to move about with ease and transport contraband. It is also pretty small. There is only town, and you are about tourism being the primary economy. I would feel safe to live there.

I was kidnapped many years ago, not in Mexico, but as a college student traveling abroad. It ruined my life, and I don think I'll ever recover fully or really trust people again, but don't think I don't know how lucky I am that it wasn't worse. Anything that prevents people from going through that or potentially from…

I'm glad the state of Texas is really putting horrifying cartel violence in the proper perspective: How it impacts drunk 20 year olds.

I love Idina enough to know that her voice is completely wrong for songs from The Sound of Music. Especially songs in the same key that Julie Andrews sang them in.

IMAGINE BEING THE POOR FUCKER WHO PULLED THE CAPE

Why do women have to be in EVERYTHING? Isn't 18% enough?

He looks like the Cheetos cat.

Seriously. Can you imagine the number of people we could feed, clothe, and shelter adequately if we just nixed the F-35?

I'm much, much, much more concerned with our bloated military budget than I'll ever be with social program fraud.

For fuck's sake. It's none of your goddamn business!!!!! You're not the sole taxpayer contributing to these programs! If a parent wants to get their kid actual Cheerios instead of fucking CardboardCircleO's or whatever the generic shit is so they can feel like they're a fucking human being worthy of quality products…

I can't even make jokes about this. To be in a trusted position of power over a child, like a teacher, and to abuse that position for sexual gratification is a disgrace to what it means to be human and a part of society. I don't want to believe that institutions like this have ever existed. It's fucking sickening to…

My husband's best friend screwed my best friend in the vineyard, and then in his car while playing a CD of HIMSELF.

I went to a wedding where the minister blessed the groom's sperm.

oooh! Pick me! A (probably not definitive) list of things my (now ex for obvious reasons) mother in law did before our wedding:

My narcissistic cousin"Mabel" almost seriously screwed up my father-daughter dance at my wedding. My father is legally blind and was really worried about dancing with me. So, we chose something that we used to dance to in the kitchen -My Girl by the Temptations. It was something he was comfortable twirling me around…

Oh honey...

Oh, fuck! I'm so sorry! I hope you heal quickly.

FINE I GUESS IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER

I did? I'm currently in the burn ward having to undergo multiple grafting surgeries after my apron caught on fire. Just made the call today to postpone my April 25th wedding. Worse than the postponement of course is the recovery, which has already proven to be excruciating. Even typing this is awful and has me in…

My aunt is very much a free-spirit. She is also very much a fan of white wine. These two factors collided during her son's wedding, when she stripped down and went streaking back and forth across the massive picture windows of the wedding reception venue. Then she ran into the water to "cleanse the blessed union" and…