MAKE THIS DIE.

Oh I have. WHEN I WAS A CHILD.

cereal is way, way better when the milk is almond milk

This is a classic example of hearing "OH MY GOD ARE YOU ILL? YOU LOOK AWFUL" all day when you forget to put on eyeliner.

When I don't wear mascara people ask me if I'm dying of stage 4 cancer, so Uma, I feel yew heavy.

I hope someone drops a house on this bitch so her own words can be applied to her.

What the fucking fuck do these people think they're doing dragging my religion and my people into this?! Get the fuck out of here with your insane Islamophobia masquerading as some sort of "support" for Jews and Israel — that's a disgusting lie and we want NO PART of it.

As a Jew, fuck all these people. Fuck them right up their self-righteous, ignorant asses. With a hot fire poker. That has barbs on it. Twice. No, three times. At least.

it would be nice to be able to dictate what other people thought about their own lives, but we can't do it, so we might as well engage them as best we can. THAT'S MY ETHOS, good night.

I'd be happy to lose your follow

i think you guys are misunderstanding. it was very clear to me that he interpreted the dolphin's prolonged interactions with him as demonstrations of consent. that doesn't mean that i don't personally question that idea of consent, because i personally do not think animals can consent to humans, nor do i think consent…

agree to disagree, BabyGotFront, sorry you're disturbed

i do think it's complicated, and if this interview strikes you as me playing him for laughs then we're going to have to agree to disagree

I am so sorry. Many commenters will probably feel differently after reading your family's story, if that helps at all.

Empathy..ask your Doctor if it's right for you!

When my oldest sister died, it was because doctors didn't know what to do to save her. She just faded. Oct 16, 1983.

Azealia...girl...no. You are not allowed to define what a slur means unless you are the object of that slur. And even then, it's a slippery slope. Please stop.