You always wanted cloud services, you got them...

Pioneers at Cloud Computing!

Mine is in the shed. Thieves will be too dazzled by the proposition of stealing my ex-girlfriend's bike to be bothered with the key on a nail. It's all about misdirection (and failed relationships).

I prefer the Tim Taylor technique: use rocket fuel to light the charcoal and put the grill into orbit.

Admittedly I don't remember much from physics, but what would the voltage and frequency have to do with your ability to run "high drain devices"?