Is there going to be an ‘R’ version? How about a GTI at least?

Blizzard: Not buying it, not good enough.

Even worse, Porsche has used the word “Turbo” to differentiate cars in its own product line. Of course, those cars all had turbos.

Guys. Apple Jacks isn’t supposed to taste like apples. It’s supposed to taste like applejack, and if you don’t know what that is then shut up and stop making a fool of yourself.