I was gonna slag this guy, but then I remembered a recent game of Rocket League where a teammate — the lowest-scoring one on the team by a wide margin — kept sending messages of “scrub teammates” and “fuck you”, so once the game was out of reach, I spent the rest of the match intentionally ramming him away from the…

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I have subscribed in the past and would again if the price was a little more reasonable and they didn’t make it so difficult to cancel. I can’t hear things like college rock or 80s/90s rap on terrestrial radio.

I have a three year old Samsung and don’t give a shit what anybody thinks.

or I Fought the Weed and the Weed Won.

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...right?

I like how David responded to him intelligently and then the dickhole vanished. Trolls are suuuuuuuch pussies.

Well luckily he still has his Bad Santa residuals to fall back on.

An adult man wearing THAT necklace is an abusive asshole? No wayyyy...

Okay, John.

Because Pats fans can fuck off forever. That’s why.

DO I NEED TO DRAW YOU A DIAGRAM! IT SEEMS PRETTY OBVIOUS!

STOP! STOP WITH THIS!

NO ONE CARES!

GRONK LAUGH AT TOMMY FOR JAMMING ON HAND TOO HARD BECAUSE GRONK HAS DONE THAT [giggles] BUT THEN GRONK LEARN GRAVITY OF INJURY SITUATION AND NOW GRONK SAD

Wow. You are a real tough guy. All that internet courage must be exhilarating.

That comment wasn’t half as funny or witty as you thought it was. Actually, it wasnt funny or witty at all. Just kind of overly wordy and dopey.

Alberto Del Rio, drugs

Never was a big fan of hers, but this is awful news. As a fan, I hope folks leave the ring on their own terms, and between this and a lot of personal issues — some self-inflicted, others she’s an out-and-out victim — she’s having a really rough go. It’d be great if they could find a role for her as she is still very…

If they wanted a name that signified Las Vegas, why didn’t they just name themselves The Las Vegas Hookers and Blow?