The superdelegates’ votes seem to benefit both candidates the way they’d prefer to benefit. They make Clinton appear more vetted, trusted by the party leaders to win the general election. They make Sanders appear like the populist underdog, taking a stand against a corruptible system.

“Oh, sure, it’s fine when he’s Frank on social media.”
-Bill Romanowski

Rachel: Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion, okay? Oh, oh, and on page two he’s not ‘reaching for her heaving beasts’.
Monica: What’s a ‘niffle’?
Joey: You can usually find them on the ‘heaving beasts’.
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. So I’m not a great typist
Ross: Wait!…

Due to his ability to distract Oregon State shooters, Michael Phelps has been recruited by the FBI to Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.

Cam is unstoppable! Sarah is gonna be so pissed when Cam beats the Cardinals this Sunday, flies to Seattle, dances on her front lawn, makes her daughter fall in love with him, marries her daughter fifteen months later at a small ceremony for immediate family only in Kauai, raises her grandchildren to be Panthers fans,…

Pete Carroll is pretty sure that was a false flag.

“There is nothing better than a middle aged woman doing some pearl clutching over something that has literally no impact on her life.”

See if you school has a department/office for it. If not, most areas have some sort of women’s center in the area, you might have to do a little digging to find it though.

Peyton Manning is such a generous lover always promising to go down first before he gives you his balls

Nahhh. If that was Drew, the trap would have missed to the left.

My son is obsessed with Mickey, so I don’t even have a rough count of the number of hours I’ve watched this show.

Literally the only positive thing I can say about this show and those like it: At least it’s not Caillou.

but mizzou players sitting out would directly affect the people you want change from, the university. Unless Dan Gilbert sits on the grand jury, you would be affecting no one that can change this.

Attn: Exchanged hands on cheeks on the L train

Okay, well, my bar for humanity is already set very low and details like this just makes me want to blow up the planet.

I can make a nuke in the toilet.