It’s pronounced faaaaamliy

University of LA Quinta(sp)?

Next up.... Dry hump brothel

My gf and I are hopefully getting married in the future. If she takes my name great. If not that’s cool also

I think alterbridge is the only bad worth seeing in that line up. Avenged Sevenfold is terrible

American outlaws is the worst movie ever. Nothing even comes close.

Washington waffles? That’s my best joke

Would bang

Hey my girlfriend and I met on tinder. We hit off so well we had a baby. Plan on marrying her on Feb 29. She’s weird and strange just like me. All my co-workers know how we met. Point of all this is don’t be ashamed of how you met. Just be happy you met.

I wonder how many interns Matt Lauer hase murdered?

When my better half get home from her parents house I’ll take the dog and unlock the door. He doesn’t like to be out of the car with our 6 week old. He is very protective. All 20lbs of him.

Working at a Gas Station one of my regulars comes in with his hand wrapped all the way to the elbow. I ask what happened. He tells me that he was showing an employee how to cut floor tile. He sliced his pinky off. I asked off (dangling) or off off.. It was off off. He was pretty lucky it was able to be reattached.

I’m just going to say what we are all thinking.... All this talk about it “secret menus” makes us want too see the poop and vomit stories

I may be mistaken...but wasn’t it rumored that Nancy ran the Reagan Whitehouse?

Was Sandler challenged to make a movie worse than Catwoman?

Please give us poop vomit stories.... We want them.

This made my day. Totally worth working the last half of the day in the rain. Made the bus ride home entertaining.

Look here certain groups like the micks, krauts, wops, nips, chunks and Euro trash like to be specifically mentioned too. End trolling

I’m a guy I have been lucky enough to have been in mmf and ffm threesomes. And each one has a unique energy

Was she getting his name inked on her chest.... That would make a terrible story even better