Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):

“Urine a lot of trouble.”

As much as he talks about poop, Drew secretly knows things. It’s pretty weird.

You’re right about the Craft. That movie is perfection.

Turn up ur speakers and click this pls.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Dear Pink Repblican Gun Ladies.

There’s no more hateful creature than a large bird. Peacocks sound like women screaming; geese will bite your toddler’s face, and wild turkeys will trap you in your vehicle because the smell of fear amuses them. I don’t think I even have to mention emus and ostriches, which are like winged donkeys plus talons and…

This is just like this scene from the first Jurassic Park.

Oh for the love of god I’m calling bullshit. I have wild turkeys on my farm and you can’t get within 100 feet of them.

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

I’m guessing the disgusting rumor is that he’s into scat, right? He’s a powerful dude and they all like being degraded and dominated in the bedroom (or in his case the bathroom.) Like that Senator from Lousiana and his diaper fetish.

No matter how old he got, the moment he smiled, it’s like all the years melted away. Like this photo was taken a few days before his death. (By Iman, no less.) What a fantastic smile.

Any excuse to post a Bowie gif I will take.

The gifts to the nanny and the assistant are even more evidence that David Robert Jones was a oner in the best possible way.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.