Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):

“Urine a lot of trouble.”

As much as he talks about poop, Drew secretly knows things. It’s pretty weird.

You’re right about the Craft. That movie is perfection.

Turn up ur speakers and click this pls.

Paramount has proposed a settlement whereby they will paint "Visit China" on Optimus Prime's grundle, which reportedly will be visible for no fewer than 19 minutes in the upcoming Transformers movie.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

My last trip to Universal my friends and I hit up the Simpons ride, nearly threw up.

When people think “cyborg”, they should look at this. It’s a hopeful and positive future that I think we can all agree is far from any Hollywood stereotype.

Now THIS is 21st century technology. We don’t have flying cars, but we are finally starting get what we’d been promised.

Godspeed! Okay, what I'm wondering is if this could apply to his legs as well. I ask because it seems like people who suffer paralysis have challenges staying healthy while their arms and legs are not in use. Maybe poor circulation? The obvious need for exercise.......good luck, this is amazing!

Now I want a movie where one passenger wakes up late and discovers everyone has moved on with their lives.

“Alien”: some space travelers in hibernation are woken up ahead of schedule. Trouble ensues.

We see Wonder Woman in a room fighting a group of soldiers, throwing a slow motion spin kick. She deflects a bullet off her forearms and it kills three soldiers in one shot.

"I don't care what it takes, you get those goddamn lemmings to jump to their deaths." - Walt Disney

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.