Well to be fair, that one pilaster is totally out of sync.

This kid right here is all 'Oh god. Don't mess up. Don't do wrong in front of the First Lady, keep it together, keep it together....'

"My name is Ms. Stewart, not Ms. Dodai."

Rush Limbaugh concern-trolling people for demeaning women. Wheeee.

See, you can't understand it because wimminz don't understand logic.

We sleep with men even though we hate them, trick them into knocking us up so they have to pay child support, and then abort the babies. If feminists had their way, you could abort a baby up to age 18! just when the child support checks stop a-comin!

So, what you're telling me is I'm simultaneously a baby making machine as well as a baby killing machine?

How can feminists end up with all these abortions when they are all man-hating lesbians? I find all this so confusing.

My feelings on this are exceptionally mixed. On one hand you paint a horrible picture, on the other I will never view said picture.

This is why I pair miniskirts with the oldest, scariest period undies in the drawer. Peepers will be punished.

Uh. No. That is not how it works. Just because you exist in public does not mean people get to take photos of areas that would normally be covered by your clothing. Wearing a skirt is not the same as walking down the street in a bikini. A woman in a skirt has the reasonable expectation that no one is going to see her…

My testicles. They became ovaries. And then they exploded. True story.

And if these guys start to get their comeuppance... "I did naaaahhhht!"

Then you're less a part of a sea of change, and more a nutcase. I'm not even sure what to tell you. Your primary dating criteria is 'thin and youthful' and 'grateful' and you refer to your significant other as an 'AZN' and a 'girl' (which would only be appropriate if she was under 18, I really hope she is older than…

Take it away, Tommy.

You named yourself dude bro. We know you're a troll, dude. Be more clever next time.

Hello Mr. Troll.

So I'm Asian-American woman who met my husband online several years ago, and my best friend is a Black woman.

My anecdote directly contradicts this data, and thus disproves it's entire existence, because my experience is the only thing that matters.

From the other side, I'll just say that I ducked out OKCupid after a few months. There's a lot of awful awful Asian fetishists with some pretty stupid ideas. Sometimes they're straightforward about it, and other times they try to play coy.