sorry but without an aurora flowing around the ethereal outline of a giant wizard head in the sky and a white tiger layin in the foreground im gonna have to take a pass on this one

Dang, now to go back to school & get a few more degrees. and, um, my previous post is copyrighted!

You would be a billionaire, that's what.

I was fine until "Lick Me I'm Delicious."

Every asshole wants a tall girl until we're towering over them in heels.

Unless I get in on a Plot Protection scholarship, none of them; otherwise they seem like really good places to get murdered in depressingly interesting ways.

The pause is a minor blip in an overall trend toward warming. It's very unlikely you would ever see a perfectly smooth curve upward when it comes to a system as complicated as the global climate. There is no question, in the scientific community, that temperatures are going up.

They're based on reality, not made-up stuff like the "pause". Which, you don't mention, is only real if you ignore the warming oceans.

Alternate approach would be to dress as Batman and confront the pedophile in person...

Well, it's certainly better than their first attempt.

You're right, Rick should have totally let Shane kill him.

This is almost as bad as the time this happened.

Tax breaks, social security, medicare and medical benefits, property rights, protection of shared assets, legal protection of any offspring. The legal stuff that marriage is REALLY about.

Legal and tax advantages, big party, and to be honest I just like the idea of a codified, witnessed commitment.

Social Media is ruining my favorite holiday by turning it into a mission to find the people with the most ignorant halloween costumes and running stories on them over and over again. Here's a thought, let's ignore stupid people...FOREVER.

I don't think you have to feel sorry for her to appreciate that what's happening to her is way beyond the pale and unacceptable. If you're threatening to rape and murder someone for being a horrifically insensitive twatbag, you're not exactly keeping it real for Boston, you know? That is a bag of crazy which purported…

threats ARE terrible shit. Living in constant fear of a bad thing is almost as bad as the bad thing.

I will never understand why people think the answer to bad behavior is worse behavior. It's like a game of one up no one can win.

What the fuck to all of that.